8160~Ferdy and Morty are the two mischievous nephews of Mickey Mouse.

8161

8162

Good morning

8163

The Molson Indy is going on too close to my house!

8164

Luckily, they break for a few minutes but they start up again!

8165~I'm feeling in a Muppets mood this morning...

8166~ "Movin' Right Along" (sung by Fozzie and Kermit in The Muppet Movie)

Movin' right along in search of good times and good news,
With good friends, you can't lose,
This could become a habit.
Opportunity knocked once, let's reach out and grab it,
Together we'll nab it.
We'll hitch-hike, bus, or yellow cab it.

Movin' right along, foot-loose and fancy free.
Gettin' there is half the fun; come share it with me.
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon, doog-a-doon)
We'll learn to share the load.
We don't need a map to keep this show on the road.

Movin' right along we found a life on the highway,
And your way is my way, so trust my navigation.
California here we come, that pie-in-the-sky land.
Palm trees and warm sand, though sadly we just left Rhode Island.

Movin' right along, hey, L.A., where've you gone?
Send someone to fetch us, we're in Saskatchewan.
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon, doog-a-doon)
You take it, you know best.
Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the West.

Movin' right along, we're truly birds of a feather,
We're in this together, and you know where you're goin'.
Movie stars with flashy cars and life with the top down.
We're stormin' the big town.
Yeah! Storm is right, should it be snowin'?

Movin' right along, do I see signs of men?
Yeah, "welcome" on the same post that says "come back again."
Movin' right along, foot-loose and fancy free.
You're ready for the big time, is it ready for me?

Movin' right along
Movin' right along

(repeat to fade)

8167~ "The Rainbow Connection" (sung by Kermit)

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

All of us under its spell,
We know that it's probably magic...

... Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
... Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be...
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo...

8168~ "Can You Picture That" (Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem)

Everybody's brother, everybody's lover, I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.
I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat.
I focus on the pleasure, somethin I can treasure, can you picture that?

(Dr. Teeth: Floyd, Pick a verse!)

Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now!
Really nothin to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how.
Now begins the changin, mental rearrangin, nothing's really where it's at,
(Teeth) Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower. Can you picture that?

(Interlude)
Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.
Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.
Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?

(Janice)
All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
(Teeth)
Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat,
Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that? horhh

(Chorus)
Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind!
Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find!
Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame!
Can you picture? Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?

Use it if you need it, don't forget to feed it!
Can you picture that?

(Oh wow, can you get behind it? Fer shure, reeeally!)

8169~ "I Hope That Something Better Comes Along" (Rowlf and Kermit)

You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler.
If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.
She made a monkey out of old King Kong,
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.

I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;
The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,
You'll sooner hear the souls,
The little feet of tadpoles.

(Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet!)
(Oh. Sorry about that.... 2, 3, 4)

There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'
Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
(Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum!)

8170~ "The Muppet Show" (Opening)

Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...

Females: It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Males: It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Waldorf: Why do we always come here
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture
both: To have to watch the show

(brief interlude)

Muppets: And now let's get things started
Audience: Why don't you get things started
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
this is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet)

8171~Swedish Chef Song

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

8172

LOVE the Swedish chef!!!!

8173

Glad to see other Muppet fans here :D

8174 Muppet Rule!!

Oh and this public service announcement

...I want BCG to sit on my face...

8175~Thinking maybe we should start a thread about which Muppet you'd prefer.

Okay, that's just sick.

Muppets *do* rule, though. :D

8176 ~ Kermit fucks like a frog

8177~I hear Miss Piggy squeals like a pig. :D

8178

Animal? LOL

8179~LMAO @Scarlett :D

8180~ Was so glad that Gonzo's lineage was explored in "Muppets from Space."

8181~Can you imagine Beaker?????? :D

8182~ You just got me into a giggle fit, IAKG :D

8183~What's everyone's fave Muppet movie?

8185~Gotta be the first one (Muppet Movie) but I love the Christmas one, too.

#8186

#8187

8189~I *think* this back on track now.

8190~Quotes from the Muppet Movie:

Bernie--the Hollywood Agent: I've to catch a plane.
Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way.

8191~

Kermit has ordered a $.98 bottle of wine for he and Miss Piggy.
Insolent Waiter: Would you like to smell the bottle cap?

8192

Don't ya just love the frog?

8193

8194 Sex Facts

According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on
record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

8195

The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that
the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New
Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them
look up to 17 inches long.

8196

Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.

8197

Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.

8198

The Egyptian 'Ankh' , is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.

8199

It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt.