The good news is that they usually make it.

The bad news is that's when they bring home the next generation.

The good news is that "the next generation" goes home with them when the visit is done.

The bad news is that they always leave you to tidy up after them.

The good news is that doesn't happen every day.

The bad news is that it takes them forever to learn.

The good news is that eventually they do.

The bad news is that I don't have the patience to wait that long.

The good news is that if you have a lock on your door, you can retire and have sex with your partner. :slurp:

The bad news is that my partner is never around when I need him.

The good news is that you can use that time to spend here at Pixies. :)

The bad news is that db's signature gif will kill any sexy thoughts you are having. :p

The good news is that it won't take long to dream up some even sexier thoughts.

The bad news is that I'm stuck on the bad news when thinking of sexier thoughts sounds more like good news. :(

:D

The good news is that we can be stuck together with our sexy thoughts.