Classic comedy is hard to beat. Watched a couple hours of Red Skelton DVDs just the other day and laughed all the way through them. :)

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day or not?

not

you?

Yep. Not really Irish (my wife is partly), but love the day. Have a lot of fun with it.

Dark or Light Beer?

Either ;P...don't get enough pussy...cause marraige seems to get in the way...

pussy or ass?

Ass.

Woman on top or bottom?

Either, but on top is especially nice ...

Licking or sticking?

Yes. :D

Sexy undies or nude?

Nude.

Tied down or free to move?

free to move (though tied down is fun too!)

oral sex: in public or in private?

Private.

Nudity: in public or in private?

in private




oral before or after?

Either! Oh, all right as it is versus, Before.

In the bedroom versus anywhere in the house?

anywhere is good, but the bed is really more comfortable.





favorite position or try something new?

Favorite Position.

Swimming versus Walking.

I'd better walk, not that good a swimmer. :)

sidewalks or wooded trails?

Wooded Trails.

Spring or Fall?

Spring (because there's still 6 months of good weather after it. :))

Fly Kites or play badminton?

Fly Kites.

Prepare the Garden versus Go for a Drive.

well i cant drive and i hate gardening so can i say neither?


fresh or frozen?

Fresh

Titanium or Chromoly?

email though snail is good for surprises

letters - typed or handwritten?

Handwritten.

Skirts versus Dresses?

Skirts

((jseal, have you finally surrendered to the masses? That sounded like a normal question...much to my chagrin))

Lipstick...red or natural shade?

red




nail polish, red or natural?

natural LOL

ladies - on men: beards or not?

Love beards!!!!





Men......on women: long hair or short?

shoulder length actually

fingers run through hair or not?

Sure.

Men or women....shaved genitalia?

Short Hair.

Slacks Versus Jeans.

Slacks.

Crop tops or T-shirts

T

boxers or briefs?

Briefs.

Plain versus patterned.

plain

silk versus cotton.

Cotton.

Clear versus Opaque.

clear

wet versus dry

Wet

Slimy versus smooth.

smooth

insistent or patient