I hated it when the meeting was canceled. :)

I am elated that my babysitter has cancelled for St. Paddy's Day.

I plan to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with the traditional saki and sushi dinner.

I wouldn't rather be driving up Pacific Coast Highway on my way to dinner in Monterey.

I'm glad it's turned much cooler today.

There's nothing that I like better than a good bout of insomnia!

I love starting my day with a stupid argument with my SO.

I didn't start to get a little bit turned on today when a very attractive, professional lady held my hand a bit earlier.

I hate getting and sending PMs here at Pixies!

I cook fried chicken so much better than my mom that it's not even funny.

Johnny Depp's been back on the phone asking when I'm going to get the Pixies Barbados meeting house up and running, but I told him that when it is sorted, he cant just waltz in there. He has to prove he's really a Pixie. So he sent me a PM tonight from his Pixie account. That's right, Johnny Depp is a Pixie!

Not long after I was born, the head nurse told my mom that she'd "better leave this one alone." She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone.

^^^^ is "bad to the bone"

I am going to be the next President of the United States.

I always have a bad boner.