I have absolutely no craving to spend the rest of the day goofing off, which is why it's safe for me to be here. :p

I'm not yawning.

My birthday is just around the corner and I'd hate it if Miss-Honey-Bee sent me a birthday wish such as she did for 1nutworld. :hot:

I am not hungry!

I love it when something takes me completely off guard.

I am not lookin forward with glee to an upcoming long weekend.

I'm dreading St. Patricks Day--getting together with my friends and drinking beer at the pub. Sounds so lame.

Since I didn't get laid in 2006 I get a $2,500 deduction on my income taxes.

I do not need a nap in the worst possible way!

my head does not hurt!

oh and i'm not at all gutted my xbox 360 is busted and i'm still waiting to get it picked up to be fixed!!! Damn Microsoft!!

While sitting out in my backyard thumbing through the new issue of Playboy, Hugh Hefner dropped in and let me make love to four of his lovely Playmates.

I absolutly hate seeing Leigh post new pictures here!

I'm not wanting to go to bed but am wide the hell awake. :hair:

My shoulder doesn't hurt, but my teeth itch.

I didn't just try to reply to a PM but had it rejected because there wasn't room in the other Pixies' box. (So to speak.)