I'm glad I have a harem handy.

I love that I don't have a special lady in my life to share things with and keep me from being lonely.

Being lonely is great fun! :nana:

I rent out my penis as advertising space for a local clown.

I am getting so much YOUNGER!

I'm wondering if Bill Gates can be trusted to pay back my loan to him.

I'm back to feeling 100% after my little medical setback earlier in the week.

Nothing like pizza for the person on a diet.

Dr. Evil performed a colonoscopy on me this week and he used a "lazer". :nod:

I'm overjoyed that PF had a crap day today and I hope that tomorrow is even worse for him.

I sure hope today is cold and miserable.

The weather today is rainy, cold, and miserable.

I sure hate to think of spring coming and gradually rising temperatures and more sunshine.

When I ejaculate banana pudding comes out of the end of my penis.