If I had 24 hours and no chance of getting caught, I'd...let myself be taken advantage of by a bevy of beautiful Pixie ladies. :lust:

Driving by the store ...

Driving by the store I remembered that I had to pick up some lube for my hot night. \



The last time I checked......

The last time i checked.....America was free.


The last time i had a good time...

The last time I had a good time I was oogling Mercury Maniac's avatar! :hot:


Looking out the window I just happened to see......

Looking out the window I just happened to see......two squirrels acting nutty.

When I get undressed ...

When I get undressed I always look around first to make sure hubby isnt there to grope me.


While I was sleeping soundly......

While I was sleeping soundly......she found the blankets weren't really rising on their own.


Panties are best when ...

Panties are best ... when soaking wet.

Becoming visibly aroused in public ...

Becoming visibly aroused in public ...on a regular basis can make a name for yourself.



A scarf and a blindfold ...

A scarf and a blindfold make playing with feathers and ice cubes so much more interesting.


Silly string comes in very handy...

Silly string comes in very handy...for wrapping silly presents.


A scrumptiously juicy strawberry ...

A scrumptiously juicy strawberry is best shared between lovers.


Rainy days are best spent.....

Rainy days are best spent.....in someone's arms.

Tender touches ...

Tender touches between lovers is the sweetest of all.


Surprises are so much fun when

Surprises are so much fun when you don't know they're coming.


The moment I wake up...

The moment I wake up before I put on my make-up, I say a little prayer for you. (Couldn't resist :D)


Sometime you just got to say....

Sometimes, you just got to say... please, please, can I, please, huh, can I.


The proper way to beg is...

The proper way to beg is on your knees with a box of chocloates in hand.


To have a satisfying love life one must......

To have a satisfying love life one must......cum with Dr. Rockin regularly. :D


You're cute when you ...

You're cute when you ... wiggle your tush.

I see London; I see France; I see ...

I see London; I see France; I see Dicksbro underpants. :D


I wish that everyone would.....

I wish that everyone would.....cover their eyes ... except you, of course, TT. :D

Now that that's settled ...

Now that that's settled, when can we arrange to meet?

When we get together.....

When we get together ... there will be a rainbow (do I hear a song coming on? :)).

And then, with no further delay, ...

And then, with no further delay, she took off her panties.

She turned to him and asked if she could......

She turned to him and asked if she could......be tied to the bed so he could do unspeakable things to her.


The look in his eyes ...

The look in his eyes...showed that he wanted her like never before.

She was moaning so loud that...

She was moaning so loud that...it caused the neighbors to immediately have orgasms.



Her body moved like ...

Her body moved like ... the fluid motions of a snake ... sensuous and graceful.

Peace was at last ...

Peace was at last found in the arms of her lover.


Tingles are often caused by.....

Tingles are often caused by.....TinglingTess. :hot:

Fun is when ...

Fun is when you get to flirt outrageously with someone unexpected.


Tonight I am for going to.....

Tonight I am for going to.....bed early and often. :lust:

Everyone deserves ...

Everyone deserves ... mind-blowing orgasms.


Tell us what ...

Tell us what ... constitutes a good fuck.

With morning comes ...

With morning comes another wonderful day to play smut games.


The only way I can....

The only way I can....take care of this begins by unzipping. :)

A whole week of nice weather ...

A whole week of nice weather and I spent it indoors. :rolleyes:


Wearing something sexy makes.....

Wearing something sexy makes ... a lady really stand out in a very nice way. :)

It's almost bedtime and ...

It's almost bedtime and I have to get up early.

There are literally...