Mary had a little lamb
Full of frisky frolics
He tried to jump a 5 bar gate
And landed on his ........... feet

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
And the East German border guard shot him

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone
But when she bent over
Rover ran over
And gave her a bone of his own

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Said "Oh fuck scrambled eggs for breakfast again"