No I haven't. But I will someday...

The person below me knows how to make a girl cry with a song?

Yes, but not because of the words but more because of the tune carried.

The person below me does not have to shovel snow - ever.

Well that would be me! No snow here in sunny Florida! hehe

The person below me could use a break!

Yes and I get one in 2 weeks:D

The person below me needs her kitty licked

LOL I am sure it would like it but I am not volunteering!

The person below me craves a midnight boy toy snack!

I'll take 2 if they're small:p

The person below me likes her dick chocolate coated

LOL only if it comes with a creamy center!


The person below me craves those damn candy hearts with sayings!

Awwwwwwwwwww you know it's me.... Love the one that says

Spank Me



The person below me needs a lover that won't drive her crazy.

Well, geographically close would solve that problem.

The person below me has no control.

Me is that no control real ...

(Darn fingers ... just have a mind of their own ... no control.)

The person below me has an itch.

*scratch ... scratch ...* ahhhh, that's better!

The person below me believes in happy endings.

Sure do...... I'm living it right now! :D


The person below me likes Scary fairy-tales

Especially with someone to cuddle with.

The person below me likes to watch sometimes.

Never have watched but would like to sometime.


The person below me beleives you need some me time soon?

Let's see, is that me meaning me, or me meaning you, or me meaning kle. Aw, shucks, whatever. :)

The person below me loves Mexican food.