The person below me is as horney and perverted as I am.

i dont know much about you but I think your right

The person below me wants to win the lottery.

Close - I want one of my family members who play to win so they'll pay off my student loans!!! I don't gamble.

The person below me loves having a beer or two whilst posting to Pixies.

Okay, maybe one ... sounds good. Although I'll probably wait until a bit later in the day. Right now, a cup of coffee sounds good.

The person below me is ready for coffee, too.

Well, it IS later in the day here...... and I have a beer right in front of me! :D


The person below me hasn't had a drink for a while

This is true ... excuse me for a minute.

The person below me will fill in while I'm gone.

i would love to...fill in that is...and wait patiently for your return...


the person below me is going to act like a kid tommorrow and hunt easter eggs....

I have a feeling I will! My guy is pretty cute when he's childish!

The person below me has to hide their stash of eggs from chocoholics in his/her house!

I'm going over to the "What Are You Wearing" thread to try and deposit the stash from my eggs ..... I mean, hide my stash of eggs.


The person below will bend over and flip up her skirt so I come right back.

Well, I would imagine you're asleep by now, but okay!

The person below me has a big Easter meal to look forward to today.

No just going to have sandwiches.

The person below me has a busy day ahead of them.

Have already had, with some still to come. :)

The person below me is doing something new in his or her job next week.

'fraid not IAK..... just more of the same, never goes how you want, unpredictable, unexpected, schedule-wreckin' stuff!! :)

The person below has an INTERESTING job!!

Well, the job title is "chef", but seeing as I'm just a student on temporary work, "general kitchen slave" or even "human dishwasher" is more accurate. Interesting? Actually, watching my (very multinational) colleagues stress at each other at busy resauraunt hours has taught me how to say "fuck you" in a number of different languages. Ok, it's juvenile, but I find THAT interesting, at least. Anything is interesting when your scrubbing frying pans. :-p

The person below me doesn't know how to say "Suck my dick" in Portugese

Can you believe out of all those that could have answered, I was THE ONE that didn't know how to say that in Portugese. Amazing.

The person below me has never sailed on a cruise ship.