I smoke a corn cob pipe, have a button nose and my eyes are made out of coal.

I have a red nose, and I pull Santa's sleigh!

I'm hung like a porn star and am currently in negotiations to star in the adult feature "IowaMan Drills For Gold!"

......and I want to WATCH it^^^ when it comes out

Nah that's not my sort of thing, and the thought of IowaMan's cock just makes me want to hurl.

That didn't just make me damn near fall out of my chair when I read it. :faint:

I hate having that afect on someone.

I doubt that men all over the UK are falling all over themselves to have a chance with ReaperWoman.

Nah, they all can't get enough of me....

"Papa" IowaMan wouldn't dance with ReaperWoman all night long if he was with her right now.

I hope Papa stays far away from me, the thought of dancing with him just repulses me.

Dancing with ReaperWoman wouldn't be any fun.

I certainly wouldn't be rubbing up against IowaMan in a sensual way, if I got the chance to dance with him.

ReaperWoman certainly makes it easy for a guy to keep his composure.

I'd hate to see you lose your composure there IowaMan. I'd feel really bad if I did anything to... threaten your self-control.