I think I might not. ;)

I won't be happy if you do

Maybe I'll ask one of the nurses today to take the pics for me.

My imagination isn't running away with thoughts of that^^^ ;)

I'm sure I won't say something stupid to the nurse about doing it while I'm sedated today. :rofl:

I don't have this song running through my head now and I didn't want to share


"I Wanna Be Sedated"

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

That didn't just make me laugh out loud!

Laughing is bad for you

Too much sex caused me to lose my hair.

sex with yourself doesn't give you more hair

I love it when the hair on my hands gets all sticky after getting a bit carried away with myself.

It gets even better when it gets on your mouse and keyboard!

It hasn't been over two years since I've had sex so my mouse and keyboard are in pristine condition.

I don't understand at all about looooooong dryspells.

There's nothing better than a couple of years without sex to give a guy confidence with women.