The bad news is your arms aren't long enough to get to Florida

The good news is ...my dick is :eek:

The bad news is that could be dangerous

the good news is it's only the destination that matters

The bad news is that I usually end up with the bad news responses, but tomorrow is another day!

The good news is that I didn't kill my kid today!! :D

The bad news is that means you'll probably be confronted with other incentives in the future. :eek:




JK

The good news is that the kids eventually leave the house (or at least I've heard they do)

The bad news is ... some do quickly while some are slow about it.

The good news is I am on vacation for the next week

The bad news is I miss someone.

The good news is I have absolutely nothing planned for my vacation

The bad news is I'd like to be going somewhere this weekend, but we can't. :(

The good news is my kids got their chores done already for the weekend

The bad news is I need to get in my kitchen to bake a cake, but having to hide out for a few minutes.