I'll just sneak in here......

Sneaky people win, too

passin thru

I understand

I've held this offer back because it's an offer you can't refuse so to speak.

The last time I made this offer 3354 dicks got hard, 2298 panties and 56 pussies without panties got wet, 8643 moans, growns, Ouuus and Auuuus were heard, 10, 876 holes got creamed while 994 of them got reamed...etc. Suffice it to say, juices were flowing, naked bodies were writhing, eyelids were fluttering, boobies were squeezed, dicks were stroked, butts were loved in that special way, and viginas were visited around the world.

Yes, it was a good thing, but what is more powerfully addictive than a good thing. At the risk of getting even more beautiful, sexy, sultry, stud-muffinly, handsome, seductive, hot, and lovely people addicted to it, here goes. This is the offer.

If you will not, repeat not post anymore to this thread, you will have and never-ending supply of mind blowing, pussy spliting, butt banging, ball busting sex, sex, sex, for one full year with anyone you want real or fictional.

There it is. On the line, out there so to speak, up the old flag pole to see who salutes. Tee, hee, snicker, snicker, laugh, laugh.

I didn't see it, but I bet we're suppose to mail this to ten people in the next 5 minutes or there'll be 4,000 years of bad luck.

Isn't that how that works. :rolleyes:






:D

lol

Oh.


Then I guess I'm SOL?

You are now!

WHATEVER! I'm still the winner ;)

well you were hun.............

wanna just sneak off for a bit.... i brought the ties!;)

you two sneak off while i take the lead

Florida won :(

O my dear imaginewithme,

I'm so sorry darling. How thoughtless of me. You see, when we were making love the other night, the next morning, and three times throughout the day, sometime during the day, I accidently picked up your lead and forgot to give it back.

I was going toreturn it, really, but then you rolled over in bed on your back, kinda stuck your chest up and wiggled your boobs back and forth. That little smile on your told me you wanted some more. No hesitation here sweetie. Starting will soft, moist kisses, we were quickly devouring each other with hard, wet kisses. You moved your tongue in my mouth like the penis you sometimes wish you had. I closed my lips tight, and you kept thrusting your tongue in and out and in and baby, you can tongue-fuck me anytime.

Well, one lick led to another, one orgasam after another, let me just say that we needed two showers to clean up after that one.

Anyway, loved our sex like crazy, but sorry about that lead thing.

Can't really follow this one but I will.....I win!

Hey where do we apply for this one year of mindblowing sex?

That would be a hoot. I am a winner and to celebrate I get mindblowingly great sex for one full year!

CunningLinguist,
The one year of mindblowing sex is the reward for NOT posting anymore to this thread so I can win.

Hey, I did win afterall.

Now wait a minute how do we know that?

Besides with all the posting going on here and the fighting over who is the winner I would expect the prize to be a life time of mindblowing sex with the people, gods, and anthropormorphic robots of your choice, a life time supply of beer, a really large cake and last but not least booty!

Not to mention jsut being the stud who posts lasts and kills this thread will be immortalized and women will cream their panties just thinking about you.

Alas, none of the mortals on this board will ever know what that is like becuase clearly am destined to eb a winner.

OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wow ... it's so nice up here in front.

Salaam Aleikum to everyone!

And howdy right back at ya!

"thereugo"

passin thru on my way to the lake!! Yaaaaa!

I don't feel like a winner since my weekend seemed about two minutes . . . but I'll try!

OK. What if I told you that God told me that she does not want anyone, that means everyone, to post to this thread anymore?

(Wait a minute. I suckered myself by asking a question before. You simply answer that question and you win.)

Ok. God just told me that she does not want anyone, that means everyone, to answer the above question.

--that was sure a close call--

OK. I promise to not respond to the question.

Too much fun goin on here.....

I almost feel bad for Larry's desperation here. :D

But, man, isn't he good????

:slurp:

imaginewithme,

I'll leave that in your hands.

What if I told you I don't believe in God?

Oh and the goddess told me that I am the winner and as for a reward I will get to have 72 pixie girls in heaven.

I will also get a genetically altered cow whos body regenerates and teats produce the finest mead known to god or man.

Congratulations!

you said it jseal

pulls in to the lead

I sure wanna win some hot sex. Is that what we're racin' for? Do I get to pick who I win it from too???

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