i honestly cant think of a better way to spend a day off than cleaning!....

Personally, I like watching two clocks with seconds hands race to see which one has the faster hours.

The Cubs have their first Spring Training game today? Huh, well how do you like that, it completely slipped my mind. :D

I'm glad you reminded me so I can send my avid Cubs fan son a note of condolences. ;)

I am not hungry.

It's too bad the weekend is almost here.

I hope I have to work on Saturday.

I'm not tired tonight.

I'm hot

After making love to both Halle Berry and Elizabeth Hurley this morning I got out the video camera and recorded a smoking hot girl/girl scene of them while I waited for my fun parts to recharge.

I had to turn our air conditioner on.

I am not tired this morning.

Oh rats, the sun is shining!

I won the lottery last night, and have spent all day planning how to spend my money. The government's decided I'm too cool to tax, so I'll be getting plenty of tax-free interest to spend, and I got a call from Johnny Depp who wondered if I'd like to join him in the Carribean whilst I work out what to do with the rest of my money. I'm thinking a Pixie meeting house in Barbados...