If he was important enough to me. Or if he paid me lots of money (jk)

Would you ever pretend you're not at home when someone comes to the door?

Only if the car they were driving had lights on top. ha ha

Would you ever answer the door regardless of the outfit you were wearing?

I've even answered the door naked (for a total stranger) -- although I only stuck my head out.

Would you ever have sex in a lighted room at night with the shades pulled up, hoping people were looking?

Done it in a tent with a camp light in it, shadow effect was cool.

would you ever have sex in a hotel window waving to the ppl down below??????

My wife was kind enough to offer them a view of a reach around. I think they would rather have seen her!

Would you ever photocopy your butt?

DOne it. And *his* penis.

Would you ever have sex in front of office security cameras?

NO WAY! I run the property. They'd never respect me. Or would they? ha ha

Would you ever stop an elevator between floors for a quickie?

I might, with the right person.

Would you ever bring out the baby pictures?

Done it. Although the quickie was too quick.


Would you ever have sex on a plane?

sure would.....

Would you ever in a movie theater?

Would love to become a mile high member.

Would you ever slide sometime unnatural into an orfice?

Okay:

1. I've done oral in a theater...like Alanis Morrisette...two guys :D

2. Depends on what it was.

Would you ever multi-task when talking to someone important?

Oral while on the phone with work.

Now I'm gonna be thinking about the movie theatre all night!


Would you ever stay awake to watch your S/O sleep?

Isn't anything not MADE by nature to fit there unnatural? LOL
and the answer would have to be yes.....

would you ever do that and KNOW someone was going to catch you?

1. I would stay awake to watch them sleep...and kiss their eyelids to wake them int he morning.

2. I have never been caught.

Would you ever laugh so hard you cried?