Two weeks ago, just call it the dog house.

When was the last time you were in the dog house?

Haven't been to see a Cleveland Browns football game. :D

When was the last time you worried about money?

Dead presidents rule.

When was the last time you worried about sex?

Nearly every minute of every day. Like, why am I not having it now?

When was the last time you were careful?

About a day ago.

When was the last time you typed faster than you puter could a ccept.

Every time I'm at Pixies. :D

When was the last time you typed and didn't look at the keyboard?

When the typing teacher put paper over my keyboard.

When was the last time you thought about sharks?

I bet it's been at least two years ago. :(

When was the last time you held a baby in your arms?

In June, when I went out to lunch with my boss who'd just had her baby. I'd almost forgotten how tiny they could be; then, I realized that *my* babies had *never* been that tiny. :D

When was the last time someone touched your heartstrings?

LOL ... during my bypass surgery last November ...

... oh ... you mean romantic. My sweetie ... every day. :D

Your question? :)

Sorry. Ahem. When was the last time you had heartburn?

This morning.

When was the last time you had an orgasm?