I love having this cold. Sneezing, running nose, coughing ... it's a laugh a minute.

I loved having a stomach virus over the weekend and I hope it comes back again very soon.

I'm really enjoying the head cold I caught. Gives my wife and I one more thing we have in common and can share.

I really didn't enjoy our morning in bed!

A phone conversation with my sister didn't just offend me and royally piss me off.

I hate the warmer weather we're getting this week.

I would never want to go to Mardi Gras and have an unbelievable experience that sent me home with a bunch of pics worthy of posting. :boobs:

I'm not getting sleepy.

I really love this stomach bug I seem to have gotten, it makes it so much easier to take care of a 5-month old. *blah*

They just announced that my little town of 575 people is going to be the new state capital.

Peoria is giving away free gasoline all day today. :nana:

Today is "Have Hot, Steamy Sex with IowaMan Day" in Iowa today. It's the annual celebration for all the single ladies of the state to get out all of their sexual frustrations.

Stay tuned folks, there'll be pictures ^^^^ at 11:00.

I haven't missed the games or the sexy men of Pixies.

I cannot tell a lie ... I haven't missed those ... sexy, sensual, heart pounding, perspiration inducing, erection causing AV's that TinglingTess uses. :slurp: