Driving to Ohio to pick up PF so we could hit the roads in a nationwide panty raid spree! :nana:

I could go along in case any of those you're stealing from need to be distracted. :)

getting my ass to the auto parts store

I should be watching the NCAA tourney to see just how quickly I'll be eliminated from the money in the pool I'm in. :p

I need the loo. I have a very resilient bladder so will probably not move for another half an hour.

I should be soaking in a nice, hot tub to help relieve a bit of stress.

I should be soaking in a nice hot tub with ^^^ to help relieve his stress ;)

I should be getting my shower and shaved.

Sleep would probably be a pretty smart option right about now.

You've got a good idea, there, IowaMan! ;)

Laundry

the finding of passport, and/or tiding room!

some work on my novel. plus chores round the house...my life is one endless round of hedonistic pleasure

Getting dressed.

Taking the bags of grass seed/fertilizer out of the trunk of my car so I can get it put down and make my lawn all nice and green in a few weeks. :D