what is the next step after double-wide fisting?

The Sea of Tranquillity

What is it called when your lovemaking has left you laying there on a wet sheet?

Buffalo wings ...

What is a stupid answer...buffalo's don't have wings, do they!?!?!? ;) :D :D


until death do us part

What words do healthy conjoined twins fear?

Tandem trailers

What do you call people who stalk those double-bike cyclists?

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

What does Nikki dream of!!!!!.........lol.....


Black suspenders, french perfume and satin sheets....

What did cross-dressing KKK members use during their short reign?

the stylus

Where does one go to get hair out of their molars??????? :D


Menage a trois!

What does it sound like when an oriental man asks for help with his zipper?

Speed zone ahead.

What is having a speedy quicky in your office before the boss walks in????


&*&ghbft$(*%#jfh;dsatr+%@uaewd fh :D

What is the proper way to describe when the battery goes dead?

click flash click flash click pfffft

What is taking pictures of ones self and deciding not to post them cause you are just not photogenic?

Beans beans the magical fruit.

What the scientist was using to fuel his experimental anal belch gas recovery device?

Entropy

What do they call a wall mounted ass.

Hydrophobia

What happens when I run out of batteries and the hydro goes out for my electric vibrator????:eek:


test load

what is when a man jerks off before having sex?


upside down flight

How do pilots find loose change in the cockpit?

Olympic bronze

What were the original greek dildos?

Tunnel of Love

As Homage to Bruce Springsteen, What did Hookers working outside of NYC's Lincoln Tunnel rename the thoroughfare to?

A Back Alley deal

What is a 50% off sale at a cat house???


George Bush and Monica

Who fucked Al Gore and who sucked Bill Clinton?

Cum-stained-dress

What is he missed the hole?????


fortune cookie

What is the look of a tight pussy?

skid marks

What are outside of Juicy Jackie's house when she out doing yard work in her ussual attire?

Sing-Sing, Alcatraz and Fort Leavenworth

What are three Hard Time cafes

Bourbon street

What did the city of New Orleans change the name of "Show Us Your Tits Boulevard" to?

A type of Smoked Ham

What is Honeyed Virgin(ia)?

One Hand Clapping

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Baby Shampoo

late on the bzzer....
 

baby shampoo......

What do you give your over emotional friend to help control the tears?

ferrets and weasels

shampoo conditiner

What are weasel conditioners (just to catch everything up :D )

Missionary position

What is the most frequent job opening with native cannibal tribes deep in the Amazon?


Gypsies, tramps and thieves

Who were the winners in the recent elections???


Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows

What words describe how people feel when the campaign commercials stop?

Used condoms.

What is actually more useless than tits on a bullfrog?

5 Easy Pieces

Who were the 5 most popular girls in High School?


Rear Ended

What happened to the democrats this past tuesday?

Landslide

What is a mudslide without the rain?

French tickler made in Taiwan.

What is a "Taipei Twat Tweaker"?

Urethra Sound