the good news is we can all console ourselves with an orgy

The bad news is I don't have a USB pussy

the good news is...I am home from work, after 11 hours.

The bad news is that I wasted the whole day.

the good news is that i have just played badminton with some realy nice people and i feel great

THe bad news is I didn't get to play too!

you can play with me any time you like :)

The bad news is you're a million miles away

the good news is i will happily pay your flight over if you fancy a nic eholiday

The bad news is........hell, none now......WOOOOO WHOOOOOO! :)

The good news is that I'm going out to dinner this evening.

The bad news is you didn't invite all your Pixie friends.

The good news is that my wife will be with me.

The bad news is that I am on a big time diet and dinners out aren't a good idea.

The good news is that the workweek is just about over!