I didn't have a naughty, filthy, absolutely mind blowing dream that featured a Pixies lady last night. :p And I'm hoping I don't have it again the next time I'm asleep. :D

I'm not getting hungry for supper.

This would be a great day to sit out in my front yard in a pair of shorts and a tank top and sell lemonade.

It'd be a terrible day to bundle up when I go out.

I hope I catch a cold soon.

I'm not enjoying today.

I didn't surprise myself with a great night's sleep.

I do not drink, curl my hair, smoke, stay up past 10pm, and I am a virgin. I do not believe in sex before marriage.

I'm hung like a porn star.

Sex is my least favorite thing to have.

I just made love to a beautiful Pixies lady all night long and am just out here at the computer to recharge while I drink some orange juice and get some Vitamin E. I'll be heading back in to the festivities in a minute.

I'm not going to help on a fish fry in the next 15 minutes or so.

Last night wasn't the first time I've ever been in a chat room.

I look forward to weekend chores.

With wind chills at -15F, it's time to break out the picnic basket.