I never over react.

I feel so damn chipper tonight.

I love to be home on a Friday night with nothing to do.

I love thinking I have to be in Peoria in 3 hours.

When I wake up with morning wood, I always put a condom on it and go door to door asking all the single ladies if they would like to assist me with my situation.

I absolutely love builders who leave my house in a complete mess...

I really miss being in the Construction (builder) Business :teleport:

I'm hoping we don't get another PAGAN get together put together in the next year or two.

I'm not a little bit envious that one of my best friends has finally found himself a really great lady.

I'm also not wanting to strangle him because he's not smart enough to see just how good this could turn out.

I'm not getting hungry for supper yet.

I don't have way more hair on my chest and stomach than I do on the top of my head. :(

I'm not going to usher at church today.

I will not be taking Dearsweet out to Ding How's for dinner this evening.

No doubt about it, I've got women 100% figured out.

It's not time for supper.