My sister

changes

how things often turnout for the best even when they might not seem that way at first glance

^^^^him/that^^^^

How he surprised me, two days in a row, by calling me for a long talk while at work.

James Spader

mr osuche's aches and pains

Hoping she ^^^ feels better, and that the job offer is what she wanted.

Get dressed and ready for our drive to Decatur.

I'm sleepy
I'm hungry
My pecker is sore from the very rough handjob Mrs. WI gave me last night
How much I miss being here, especially when I'm home for a long weekend
and...


How cool programmable thermostats are! :D

I'm tired
I'm hungry
My coochie is sore from the marathon fingering Mr. Lil gave me last night
How much I miss you when you are home for a long weekend
and....

my thermostat is still not installed :p

Who came into my life 11 weeks ago today.

The day we having been planning and getting things
ready for. :)

biting the postman

No damn ed idea about the details yet. :( And we're not meeting until Monday (I think). <sigh>

What's on my mind? Whether to loaf or do something fun today

How much I'd like to lick Mr. Lil's fingers! :eek:

how stupid I could be sometimes

How people can black ball others so easily

Getting my hair cut, that's a real joke.

Shopping with a friend after work today.

the kindness of strangers/cyberfriends

Friends

Finding something that's gotten lost.

OMG :D LMAO

.....shades of Marlon Brando :eek: sayingSTELLAAAAAAAAAAAA

Getting ready to go to the gym.

How much this sleeping jag I've been having *has* to be over. And doing like her ^^ within the hour

What changes the coming year will bring, and how positive the possibilities all seem right now.

The sign I saw in the bank lobby today
 

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."


MALE PROCEDURE:


1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE:


1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.

8. Insert card

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on it.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
chequebook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

Pfft...you wish all female drivers were that bad!!!!

/me smackes PF with a trout and then takes all his panties.

^^^wondering how PF knew that was me at the bank

Hey...It tells you alot when he has to look up instructions!

Tomorrow's meeting.

Writing up a coupl eof intelligent questions and sending them off.

Tomorrow night.

Several things ...

Son-in-law near Chicago was taken into the hospital yesterday afternoon when he got to feeling rather faint. He's apparently okay. His blood pressure was high and he was suffering a sinus infection. Luckily, the tests revealed nothing more serious.

My daughter in Indianapolis is having minor surgery this morning.

Our cat, Stud, is also having surgery (getting fixed) this morning.




Wouldn't it be nice to have a day where there was nothing to really worry about?

Wow...

I'm hoping everyone ^^^ is up and about soon, DB.

What I just answered a survey about. :p

Tomorrow.

Wondering how she^^^^can claim to be beautiful at 5 in the morning and here it is afternoon and I still can't! lol