I'm sorry, I was pleasuring myself...were you talking to me?

Didn't you say you weren't going to do that today?

Do you know how hard it is to stop the wheels of progress from turning?

Isn't it impossible?

Who wants to try something impossible?

But you wouldn't want to just do what's easy, would you?

Db...what's gonna happen if you try making love to an alien?

Would I end up with kids that, instead of calling me daddy, would ask, "Are you our leader?"

Or would you end up on a table with a probe sticking out of you?

Nah, since they'd be my kids ... or ... in technical terms ... thingy's, wouldn't it be more likely that they'd show me how to use their ray guns and all that neat stuff?

You don't think they'd just be using you like a stud bull?

Why would they do that when I could be bait to sucker in other humans ... preferably sexy lady humans? :D

Do you need an assistant?

Would you like to volunteer?

Do you think we need to be baited?