I don't drink coffee, so never.

When was the last time you embarassed yourself?

About a dozen times today.

When's the last time you went to bed at a decent hour?

Well, lately by 10:00, so not too bad.

When was the last time you got up before the rooster crowed?

Rooster? We've got a ROOSTER round here?!?!?!


When was the last time you were woken by a (more) civilised bird?

Can't remember the last time. The cock always wakes me up. ha ha

When's the last time you broke a dish?

I was told yesterday.

When was the last time you killed a fly?

I thought about it earlier but couldn't find my chopsticks. :D

When was the last time you stuffed things in drawers?

My husband did last week--does that count?

When was the last time you vacuumed under your couch cushions?

I don't do that afraid of what is hiding there.

When was the last time you thought something naughty?

2-1/2 seconds ago.

When was the last time you felt a twitch?

A little more then 2 1/2 seconds.

When was the last time you were scared by a shark?

Those are sneaky things, aren't they? Never know when they'll sneak up on you.

When was the last time you had to have patience?

This morning.

When was the last time you didn't have patience?

Probably something to do with work this week, or the last time I talked to my mother on the phone. :D

When was the last time you had to get up early?