The last time you made me orgasm was a thrilling experience

Can you believe it was just

Can you believe it was just...the first of what turned out to be five orgasms for her?


I ripped open ...

I ripped open the condom package and the damn thing flew through the air like it had been shot out of a canon!!

He whispered softly in my ear

He whispered softly in my ear I am going to make you tingle like never before.


I held my breath as....

I held my breath as....I drove through the town with two pulp mills.


The visit of the long-lost relatives....

The visit of the long-lost relatives....is one some people dread.

On the other hand.....

On the other hand..... was a looped silken cord attached to the top of the bed.


Her choice of clothes ...

Her choice of clothes ... was a dress so perfectly fitted to her it was like a second skin, definetly no room for undergarments. ;)

They began thier date by.....

They began thier date by.....golly. :D

Suddenly, and without warning, ...

Suddenly, and without warning, ... a rain squall began pelting their naked bodies with cool and refreshing moisture and a sleekness that created a desire to quench their lust for each other.


It's hardly surprising that ...

It's hardly surprising that ... the rain didn't quench their lust but fueled their innermost longings.

The pace increased ...

The pace increased ... when the vibrator hit exactly the RIGHT place.


Bare-back riding is ...

Bare-back riding is very erotic when with a special person.



I have always wondered if.....

I have always wondered if.....I could have been a Chippendale. :rolleyes: Nah! :)

Hope springs eternal ....

Hope springs eternal .... when you're horny as hell.



How do I ...

How do I even begin to satisfy this lust I feel?



I could start by.....

I could start by ... getting undressed.

Next I'd want to ...

Next I'd want to ... make sure I've got a willing partner.


They experimented with ...

They experimented with ... different positions.

The settled on ...

They settled on the tried and true doggie style.


Joining in the fun walked in.....

Joining in the fun, walked in.....and undressed.

Some avatars make me want to ...

Some avatars make me want to drool with lust.


Going to the beach is a.....

Going to the beach is a.....sandy (er ... dandy) vacation.

Car repairs are ...

Car repairs are a pain in the pocketbook.


Darkening skies usually means...

Darkening skies usually means a thunderstorm is coming.



Reading a good book is like......

Reading a good book is like....eating a good meal and hoping it won't end.



His beard tickled....

His beard tickled.... her thighs and she giggled softly.


Very slowly he.....

Very slowly he.....caressed her every inch.

Struggling to stand up ...

Struggling to stand up ... he wished his weight wasn't approaching 600 pounds.



Be the first to ...

Be the first to ... finish last because the one who lasts is more in demand than the one who's fast. :)

Up on the housetop ...

Up on the housetop ... the squirrels are looking through my bedroom skylights at me.


I love a good....

I love a good.... massage that lasts hours and covers every inch.


If you give me one I'll....

If you give me one I'll....return the favor.

Open wide ...

Open wide ... said the dentist to the nervous patient.


We bought tickets for.....

we bought tickerts for....the Stones but Mick had to cancel it b/c he was in for lip surgery (lol i'm a huge fan, PLEASE don't think i'm disparaging them lol)

I'm looking forward to this evening because...

I'm looking forward to this evening because...one plus one equals FUN!


The truth's not...

The truth's not... always easy to hear but ya gotta listen anyway.


I really can not believe...

I really can not believe...the promises of politicians.



Every step you take...

Every step you take... hurts, if you have a rock in your shoe.


Even though I am....

Even though I am ... tired, I still sit here posting.

Tomorrow I'll pay the price ...