Not lately but I'm willing.

When was the last time you enjoyed sex with more than one other?

In that month that ends in "y." :D

When was the last time you did a magic trick?

Not too awfully long ago. Made it disappear.

When was the last time someone made magic for you?

I'm amazed at the power of words lately.

When was the last time someone gave you a hug?

Got one this morning when my girl woke up.

When was the last time you got a powerful kiss?

Gosh, last Thursday night?

When was the last time you knew someone was thinking about you?

Been a while. Can't remember really.

When was the last time somone hit on you?

LMAO. Today.

When was the last time you hung around because you expected a call?

3 weeks ago and the jerk didn't call.

When was the last time you experimented sexually?

Tried something different just the other night.

When was the last time you chewed Chiclets?

Can't remember.

When was the last time you or your lover wore a sheepskin condom. (Am I dating myself?)

Five years ago

When's the last time you did something ridiculous?

Every day I am alive.

When was the last time you were overly serious?

Try not to be serious to often.

When was the last time you ate cream pie?

For dessert? over a year.

For sex? Once a week.

When's the last time you dumped hot coffee in your lap?