I'm sitting here trying to figure out how I'm going to bust a nut tonight.

I don't like getting up early.

I'm not counting down the days until the Cubs play their season opener.

I am counting down the days until the Cubs play their season opener.

I'm not still really excited that Tess got her 4.0 this last semester.

:D It means nothing to me that others have noticed.

Getting a 4.0 grade average is nothing.

I'm much more impressed with the 2.4 I got in my first semester of college than with that flimsy little 4.0 Tess posted.

I got that grade without doing one bit of studying!

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to study with you Tess. ;)

I wouldn't want to study Tess either.

I ... er ... don't ... realize that might be a bit much even for a "Lies! All lies!" thread

:roflmao: ^^^^


I hope I don't get the chance to go to my favorite little hole in the wall restaurant and get a Chicago Style Dog and an Italian Beef during this next week.

I don't have naughty thoughts running through my mind.

I don't want to know what they are. :)

I'm not sure but tt's new aviater is hot as fuck.

and could care less what our thoughts are.

Maybe I should notta stayed out so long.?????