I'm not sure I've ever wanted to.

When was the last time you bought juice?

I spilled something on my shirt the other day. No permanent damage ... but it was an accident.

When's the last time you had a traffic or parking ticket?

Right after we moved here two years ago. Grrrrrrr.

When was the last time you misplaced something but found it after much searching?

Minutes ago. This morning I couldn't find my watch. Looked all over and again when I got home. Just found it. :)

When was the last time you had a lemon, cherry or vanilla coke?

I had a Diet Sprite limeade, if that counts, a couple of months ago at Sonic.

When was the last time you checked out travel arrangements?

Last Tuesday I looked up "Adult's Only" vacations on Orbitz.com. If only I can get Mrs. WildIrish to go with me!

When's the last time you threw a pair of underwear out?

Actually, went through those two drawers about a week ago when I realized I needed smaller stuff. :D

When was the last time you avoided a telephone call?

I think a suitable thing to do would have been to submit a tasteful picture of you showing how much larger the underwear is now!

I don't avoid many calls. Only when the ring sounds bad.

When was the last time you had a haircut?

Was Sunday night

When was the last time you shaved down under?

LMAO @ WildIrish! No, happy in my new, smaller stuff, thank you very much. :D

Probably April.

When was the last time you were hit by a 2x4?

Actually, it was a 3x5 ... index card ... :D Don't want you to be concerned though, I'm okay. It was just an accident ... missed the waste paper basket. :D :D

When was the last time you flew on an airplane?

LMAO! :D :D :D

Last August, when it took 12,657 hours to fly from Los Angeles to Kansas City.

When was the last time you got a papercut?

Was many years ago.

When was the last time you played an instrument?

Yesterday...still working on learning that song a bit at a time.

When was the last time you tutored?