I actually did go outside without underwear this morning and hung a Christmas wreath from my boy part. I also took lots and lots of pics of it for Lil. :D

I sure hope you don't plan on posting anymore pics!!

Good news, Santa brought me a digital camera for Christmas.

I do not want to see any pics of his boy stuff with greenery.

I don't care much for pictures.

I wasn't absolutely touched to the core of my being by something last night.

I'm going to become a famous belly dancer next year

I won the lottery twice this week.

I didn't get a huge kick out of one of my buddies stopping over tonight just for the hell of it.

I didn't enjoy our friends coming over last night to play cards.

I'm just happier than Bing Crosby dancing with Danny fucking Kaye that my nosebleed seems to be coming back this morning. :mad:

I'm really glad that I'm going to have to sign off for maybe three hours. :wave:

I'm sure as fuck glad I found this thread.

I'm not getting hungry.

I'm not eating dinner right now after having a phone conversation with a young lady whose voice and giggle just warmed my heart.