The good news is he can scoot over and i will join him......

The bad news is I got stuck with the crumbs

the bad news..is ....GA's at least a 3 hour flight...or worse yet...a 10 hour drive....

the good news is..I can be patient

The bad news is i have to use my vibrator again tonight........by myself..

The good news is I will be a vibrator in my next life.

the good news is...you can think of smiles when you do.
the bad news is I can't watch

The bad news is i don't have help now......

the worse news is..I cant help.

The good news is Southwest has some great deals to Atlanta

The bad news is i can't go tonight........

the bad news is...I cant arrange a flight very quickly...
the good news is...it IS possible

the bad news is that it's time to crash

The good news is that makes me smile

the bad news is...you're gonna have to smile alone

The good news is ... it's a brand new day!