Sex is worst when.......you are with a lover who won't tell you what they like


Sex is a necessary evil when....

Sex is a necessary evil when you don't want it but are with someone you love...

Sex is best when you are in the .....

Sex is best when you are in the ..... heat of pressing deadlines at work and the stress has made you horny as hell. But maybe that's TMI. LOL


Sex is overrated when....

Sex is overrated when ... I'm not involved.


Sex is funny when ...

Sex is overrated when you have it with some one who thinks she/he is the worlds greates lover.

I like sex because.....

Sex is funny when ... you're with someone you are comfortable with. THINK about it ~ the act has very little dignity and is intrinsically humorous :D


Sex is wonderful when...

Sex is wonderful when you are having it with someone who wants you to have the best experience of your life...

Sex should never....

Sex should never.... be used as a weapon.

I would never have sex when...

I would never have sex when...it was the 32nd of the month.


Sex is exciting when ...

Sex is exciting when both of you have done without for an extended period of time.





During sex, there's nothing worse than...................

During sex, there's nothing worse than....the house catching fire and ya having to quit.


Sex with more than one person ...

Sex with more than one person is something I've never yet experienced.




Sex with a member of the same sex............

Sex with a member of the same sex...is something I've never experienced.


When sex is unavailable, I'm ...

When sex is unavailable it's just another ordinary day.




If I could, I would have sex..................

If I could, I would have sex....right fuckin' now!!


Sex in the back seat of a car is ...

Sex in the back seat of a car is ...somewhat uncomfortable yet exciting

sex after a long seduction is

Sex after a long seduction is ... quite unlike what chimps normally experience. :)

Building towards a climax ...

Building towards a climax ...can take either minutes or hours

Oral sex is an experience that...

Oral sex is an experience that...provides exceptional thrills.

Walking barefoot ...

Walking barefoot in the sand is a great feeling.


I love to sing...

I love to sing, but am more comfortable singing with a group.





My favorite position..............

My favorite position is any involving being able to stare into his eyes.


What would you like....

What would you like.... she asked, coyly, adding "so I know what to save til last."

6 in one hand ...

6 in one hand...the rest in the other! :hot:



When the going gets tough...

When the going gets tough...try tenderizing it.

For dinner ...

For dinner ...I'd like to eat my wife ;)

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.....

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...there was a planet named Pixie's Place.

The inhabitant's were...

The inhabitant's were...unique and individual

New members seemed surprised

New members seemed surprised ... how easily they were accepted.

Picture forums ...

picture forums are a way for members to express themselves

PM's can be

PM's can be.. a great way to get to know someone.

But don't forget to..

But don't forget to..ask first.

You shouldn't bug someone......

You shouldn't bug someone....because they might punch you.


Some people are just so....

Some people are just so loving and kind it renews our faith.

When I feel down, I ...

When I feel down, I ...look for one of Larry's post to read.



Pixies is such a....

Pixies is such a....wonderful place to be a part of.....

I smut because.....

I smut because ... I am.


It seems like just ...

It seems like just ...yesterday when I hit my first 1000 posts

I can't believe that

I can't believe that...there have been 299,637 posts to Smut Games. Who will be the 300,000th poster?


Jumping into bed ...

Jumping into bed with me will make you happy.

The last time you made me.....