6600

Most americans' car horns beep in the key of "F".

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OK... done for a while... l8r

#6602 and counting :)

#6603

6604 The topic of tonight's posts will be Wily Wonka Quotes!
Here we go...

"We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it." ~Willy Wonka

6605~

"I want it NOW!"

OMG~we just watched this *today,* Eliza! :D

6606
"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."
~Willy Wonka

#6607~I'm a bit tipsy this evening and am ready to be taken advantage of. ;)


(No, that's not a Willy Wonka quote.) :D

IAKG...I love this movie and your quote is awesome!

6608

6609
"So shines a good deed in a weary world."
~Willy Wonka

6610
"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
~Willy Wonka

This is a great one...I think this needs to go in my sig..

6611
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."
~Willy Wonka

6612
"The suspense is terrible . . . I hope it'll last."
~Willy Wonka

6613
"Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink . . . yet."
~Willy Wonka

6614
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
~Willy Wonka

6615
"If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. "~Willy Wonka

6616
"It happens every time, they all become blueberries!"
~Willy Wonka

6617~God, I love Willy Wonka! :D

6618
Mrs. Gloop: "He can't swim!"
Willy Wonka: "There's no better time to learn."

6619~"He's never even eaten at a table."

6620- I know IAGK..he's just so wise isn't he?

Mrs. Gloop: "Don't just stand there! Do something!"
Willy Wonka: "Help. Police. Murder."

6621
"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be. "
~Willy Wonka

6622
"No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right. "
~Willy Wonka

6623
Charlie Bucket: "What was that we just went through?"
Willy Wonka: "Hsawaknow."
Mrs. Teavee: "Is that Japanese?"
Willy Wonka: "No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards."

6624

"Willy Wonka: Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick."
[To an Oompa Loompa.] "To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful."
Mrs. Teevee: To the taffy-pulling room?!"
[Oompa Loompa whispers to Wonka.] Willy Wonka: "No, no. I won't hold you responsible. "

Grandpa Joe: "If she's a lady, then I'm a Vermicious Knid!"

6626
Charlie Bucket: "Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?"
Willy Wonka: "Well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?"

6627
"I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now." ~Veruca Salt: [singing]

6628
"Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"
~Willy Wonka

6629
"I said good day!"
~Willy Wonka

6630
"Well... Two naughty, nasty little children gone... Three good, sweet little children still here... "
~Willy Wonka

#6631~“So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.” ~Willy Wonka

#6632~Willy Wonka: "Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.”

Charlie: “What happened?”

Willy Wonka: “He lived happily ever after.”

6633
"Buttons, buttons, whose got the button?"~Willy Wonka

6634

Willy Wonka: "Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about."

6635

"Stop, don't, come back."
~Willy Wonka

6636
A break in the quotes...he's some interesting Wonka Trivia....

The quote "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" is from a poem entitled "Reflections on Ice Breaking" by Ogden Nash.

6637

Willy Wonka's line, "The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last" is a quote from Oscar Wilde's play, "The Importance of Being Earnest."

6638

The quote, "We are the music-makers..." is from Arthur O'Shaughnessy's "Ode," which also gave us the phrase "movers and shakers." The quotes "Where is fancy bred..." and "So shines a good deed..." are Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice."

6639
The combination to the first door in the chocloate factory is 99-44/100% pure, which was an ad slogan for Ivory Soap.