...an eight-year old son with an overnight guest...of the opposite sex. :grin:

a friend who's MUCH more liberal than I thought! :D

...an eight-year old son who pretty much still thinks girls have cooties. ;)

a Dusty Springfield song stuck in my head and on my lips

those mega M&Ms

A desire to read a sexy story and finger myself until I cum....

/me blushes

....a crappy connection tonight because I keep getting the damn boot

a date with the kiddos tomorrow

To get better BS :p

One less bottle of wine in the 'fridge. ;)

Aches and pains tonight. :(

Me too sweetie....Wanna trade? :)

...amazement that I'm sitting here, watching "Grease 2," as if the first time I saw it years and years ago wasn't bad enough. :rolleyes2

a dog with gas & a hockey team that keeps getting penalties :bang:

...a man whose father has now been widowed for awhile and who is going to hook up with another widowed friend tomorrow morning to go over to the next town, 'cause the town's bigger, and the church is bigger, and they can troll for older women easier there. OMG, LMFAO! :grin: