the good news is that if you saw mine right now you'd not say that....erm what are we talking about again?

The bad news is I can't see it! ;)

the good news that its just cos i was standing too close... is that better?

The bad news is I'd love to turn around to really feel but you're too far away!

the good news is that i have just booked a trip to florida :) hope your gonna be in!!

The bad news is Florida is REALLY a big state!!!!

the good news is i will bribe the driver ...uhm pilot... to slow down over your house... i'm gonna jump!!

the bad news is you cant see me laughing right now

the good news is that i'm just happy that your laughing (you don't realise how heavy i will be when iland on you do you?)

The bad news is that she didn't give you the address and you'll most likely end up falling into the Everglades and some big crock is gonna meet you with a great big smile on it's face

The good news is for the crock lovers.

The bad news is that the croc is an endangered species.

The good news is that there are no crocs in my neck of the woods

The bad news is there might be grizzlies.

The good news is that, if you fall out of an airplane in front of a grizzlie bear, um ... well ... uh ... let me get back to you about that.