Not guilty, I never call in sick.... I'm sick that way.

Have you ever sent the SO on an errand so you could takes pics privately?

Not guilty


Have you ever gone on a blind date and pretended to be someone you're not?

I've been on one blind date...and it was all I could do to pretend not to be a jackass.


Have you ever pleasured yourself in the car because you just couldn't wait any longer?

<blushes> Yes


Have you ever pleasured yourself in your office cause you just couldn't wait to get home?

Guilty...but only a few dozen times. ha ha


Have you ever wafted your fingers under your s/o's nose after pleasuring yourself without him knowing about it?

Guilty....although he's got a terrible sense of smell, so I typically have to shove them in his mouth to get him to notice. ;)

Have you ever masturbated in front of your spouse, to see how they'd react?

I like the idea of it, but it doesn't usually have the desired affect.


Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Guilty. Once. And it didn't produce the desired reaction either. ;)

Have you ever skipped a day of work to have sex ALL day?

Not guilty...but I have left early. ;)

Have you ever told your s/o exactly what you plan on doing to them later?

Guilty.



Did events play out as planned?

Guilty. He loves it when I take control. :D

Have you ever been frustrated with a partner who needed more "romance" than you did?

Guilty



Have you ever got the task done only to discover that what you did wasn't what was wanted?

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty

Have you ever skipped romance and a lot of foreplay , just to have sex?

LMAO. Yes, although he only admitted it later. ;)


Have you ever yried to push someone's sexual boundaries and been shot down?

The last guilty I posted was for Ouche..LOL