What do you use it for?

Are you sure you want to know?

Would you be willing to give us a demonstration?

Can I watch?

How large will the audience be?

Wouldn't you think three? Two bulging eyes and one drooling tongue? (Maybe four, but modesty prevents me from mentioning someone with only one eye. :D)

Oh, but it's Shocktober, one would think talk of one-eyed monsters would be completely acceptable, wouldn't one?

With a mouth like yours, Salacious, who are you to be calling people monsters?

Salacious, were you wanting to play with a one-eyed monster? ;)

Who plays with monsters at all?

We've all played with a beast in our time, haven't we?

Steph, are you saying you want me to be beastly to you?

Would it be a BoaST if I were to say your BreaST brought out the BeST BeaST in me?

What are you trying to say, rockintime?

Well, DB, how 'bout them Red Sox and Cubbies?