Not guilty... cause even if I did, no one would show up.

Have you ever decided, 'Today is the day I start something new', and stuck to it?

Man, I dont think I have :( What a looser :hair:

Have you ever traveled out of your way to find a place to park for some private time?

Yes, I have. Several times. And the most recent one was getting married.

You?

Guilty.

Have you ever masturbated on the freeway during rush hour traffic?

Ummm....guilty. But it was all his fault. He got me worked up on the phone


Have you ever had a fantasy about having oral sex with someone....nothing more, nothing less. :hot:

Guilty

Has such a fantasy ever been about a member of the same sex?

Um....Yeah. Of course. ;) :D

You?

Yep. Very guilty. :rolleyes:

Ever call in sick to work after a wild night on the town?

Nope.

Ever called in sick, then wished you'd gone in anyway?

Neeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr rrrrrrrr

Ever called in sick and wished youd called in sick for longer

Oh, yes...but since I have this new job, calling in sick is more difficult. There's only two of us in the office.

Ever resolved to do something...and have your resolve break within a day or two?

Yeah resolved to stop acting silly
blew it in no time


ever had a present that you didnt want and then gave it back as a present to the person that gave it to you

Not guilty, but been tempted....

Have you ever wanted to just leave it all and go to a deserted island?

Oh yes

have you ever wanted to punch your boss

Oh yessssssss. but now I am my own boss so have to be careful!

Have you ever been eating dinner with someone and then had sex before the meal was finished?