Would you like me to...bring you to a mind-shattering orgasm? Why hell YES!!!


What I like about ...

What I like about teasing is that it makes him and me feel good.

You want to touch

my heart and soul, my body and my life.

If it were possible, I would...

If it were possible, I would...spend the day in the nude.

If it starts to rain ...

If it starts to rain... my dang grass will grow some more.


Once, in a fit of rage ...

Once, in a fit of rage ... I discovered it was the wrong size and I had to redo it. (Dah ... did this have to make sense?)

Carefully they ...

Carefully they ... snuck her panties out of the dresser drawer.

Upon insertion, do not twist ...

Upon insertion, do not twist ... so as to cause leg cramps.

Jumping up and down ...

Jumping up and down ... while getting an operation is generally not recommended.


They ran quickly ...

They ran quickly ... into the bedroom.

Here it comes ...

Here it comes....time for some lovin!

Do you believe...

Do you believe...that you'll ever be involved in an orgy?

Today is the day ...

Today is the day....that I got a hair cut. lol

A true friend is...

A true friend is...one that stands by you when it'd be easier not to.

Feeling rich ...

Feeling rich... is a state of mind.



The only real thing I know is...

The only real thing I know is...that Pixies is my favorite web site.

Getting undressed is far nicer than ...

The only real thing I know is that I love her.

Getting undressed is far nicer than having a tooth pulled.



I wish I had...

I wish I had the man of my dreams.


Sometimes having a quiet moment....

Sometimes a quiet moment is the only way to regain ones sanity.


All I can think of right now is....

All I can think of right now is.....sleep.


When I grow up.....

When I grow up... I'm not gonna stop being silly.

Take off your undies and ...

Take off your undies and ... and I'll take off my shorts. :)

It's not Hanes until I say it's ....

It's not Hanes until I say it's ...time to say it is.


As the fireworks exploded overhead...

As the fireworks exploded overhead ... some exploded a little lower! :D :D

I feel awfully warm ...

I feel awfully warm.. sitting here playing the smut games.



If only I had....

If only I had some vodka and a deck of cards, then we could play drinking games.

It's times like these when I...

It's times like these when I really miss having someone special to hold me.

I would like to be....

I would like to be...Jennifer Anniston (LOL)




Saturdays are the best days for....

sleeping and drinking.



Sometimes you just gotta...

Sometimes you just gotta ... strip naked and run wild.


When should we ...

When should we... confess our desire for each other?


My heart beats faster everytime....

My heart beats faster eveytime. that certain someone pops on line.

When in doubt...

When in doubt... just do what feels the best to you.




I just cant believe that....

I just can't believe that ... anyone in a porn movie would actually fake it. ;)



I discovered a new way ...

I discovered a new way ... to make my wife want sex.

I won't tell anyone because

I won't tell anyone because ... they'd never believe I just made my 5000th post.


Take me to ...

Take me to ... a desert island and make mad passionate love to me

I really like...

I really like...making mad passionate love on a desert island. :D


Sex is best when ...

Sex is best when you are in the mood....

Sex is worst when.......