Q: What are three seasons of the year?

A: Shaft ( watch your mouth )!

What she was sucking on when the teeth were too much?

Rain rain go away

What did he say when she wanted to wake him up by peeing to his face?

Biscuits, Pizza and lubricating gel

The remains of what would you find in your pubic hair after a good night out?

A geisha girl juggling hamsters

What are oriental tits owned by lady jokesters?

A shallow lake and leaky boat.

Q; What is a crash Course in Swimming?

A;mudslides & orgies

What are the worst and best things that have ever happened in my living room?

Cunnilatio, fellibating, and masterlingus

What are new ways of pleasure?

pain, senstivity, warmth

What are the phases of a woman's pussy during foreplay?

Three men in a tub

What is a case of bad planning?

Gee, a G-String.

What did mother surprisingly say washing the laundry of her 13-year old daughter?

Wow, what a tool!

What the denatal assistant says to the sexy Dentist?;)

a bouquet, a garter, and a jelly donut

What did the bride get from her baker mother for the wedding?

A joint, a banana and a jar of pickled eggs

What is necessary to consume at once for coughing dice?

A dictionary for slang expressions.

What is a Racy Reference book?

Baggin's bud.