I can tie a bow out of a cherry stem....in my mouth!

I never get excited thinking about Pixie ladies.

No Pixie lady ever gets excited thinking about you either.

I never think about sex.

I always oversleep

i hate the fact that after 2 years i have got satelite and a conection speed of 100mbps compared to dial up of 46.9 kbps

I wish broadband was slower.

I miss black and white TVs

I'll probably sleep late tomorrow.

My hips are not hurting me today

I didn't laugh tonight when a co-worker made fun of the Leafs last win being shown on B&W TV.

My wife and I aren't going to be in Peoria at 5:30AM helping prepare a breakfast for people on a retreat.

I don't miss the loss of my youth.

I don't mind seeing the games looking a bit lonesome.

I enjoy the chaos of the workplace.