I slept too long this morning.

I wish I was in the office.

I'm a much sought ater, highly paid, male prostitute.

I always eat spaghetti for breakfast

mr kinkys' obsession is not his car

I find life tedious.

I don't need to run to the store today.

I will not try to take a nap this afternoon.

I don't have anything to do today.

^^^^ He's using my car. :)

I have no family matters to tend to.

Mr. Trump bought so many incorrect items when he did my grocery shopping that I made him go back and do it again... and then I fired him!

I think we should have a six-day work week.