^^^ got that covered as well. ;)

:p

hot damn, rabbit.........looks like I don't need a damn thing now!!!! I feel like a kept woman!


WOOO WHOOOOOOO

*thUnk*

:D

SOmeone to massage these aching shoulders

pair of underwear. My pecker is flopping around in my jeans and I just squashed my left ball when I sat down. :eek:

Easy way into the City, sans traffic.

Sounds like you need the "Nut Bra"....... for those sagging balls!! :D

I need a couple elves to help me get thru this mound of work! :(

Something to eat and a nap would be nice.

Someone to automatically feed the parking meter

someone to massage my back and rub my feet

Calgon moment

A package to arrive. :(

Plan and money so I can make a road trip.........

Attitude Adjustment!

Want I should bitchslap ya????












Hey I only offer that to peeps I love.