How damn far a Corelle plate can shatter

Someone who's worried about whether he can prove worthy enough of the faith and trust I've placed in him.

A certain store I was in and tried on a certain dress, that fit perfectly. :D

The crazy, crazy morning we had here at work, and how much I'm going to miss being here...although not enough to *stay,* of course. :D

My son figuring out that he can crawl through a space that is about 4" high by 10" (10 cm X 25 cm) wide to get by the gates we have put up. I watched him today to see how he was getting into the kitchen. He has to turn his head side ways, but he can squeeze through.

OMG, I remember those ^^^ days! :grin:

My bloody mad kitten LMAO

A friend telling me that she misses me and knowing exactly how she feels, since I've missed her, too.

Sexing up the wrong person. :dizzy:

After training my replacement several days the past couple of weeks, I realized today that, had I continued taking courses for my education degree, I probably would've made a decently patient teacher. :spin:

my daughter who tells me she is "bored to death of bills"....my response...yeah? well, welcome to the club, hun.
she said..."thanks, mommy!!!"

A 16 year old and being on his first *real date* today. :D

One of the crazies in the 'hood. He's a little old man (and a miserable f*ck). He was waving his bank book at another little old man and yelling, "Where's my money? You took my money!!!"

Yesterday, he was yelling it at a young woman.

Poor guy but man, he cracks me up.

My best friend calling me to tell me she was $200.00 up on the gambling boat.
She was leaving at that moment.

remembering that about 5634265 years ago i got socked in the stomache by one of our "crazies in the hood' while getting on the bus to go downdown

Lilith's omlette...that's been cracking me up all day.

Feeling like Queen of the Office. :D

that^^^
get it? omlette...crack... HA! :p:D

Being pretty sure WI *meant* to do that, wyndhy. :grin:

A full-time job offer...thank God!

THAT ^^^^!!!!! :line:

IAKG pointing out the obvious :p:D

(LOL!!!)

<---*snorted* when her guy snickered at something she wrote, then responded with, "Wait, no, I *am* a sex god." :grin:

:D

*checks*


Yep, still excited about BCG's news! :)

the veiw of the mountains

Someone repeating something--twice--in an email, just 'cause he knows what it means to me.

someone who likes my smile

A friend in love--with someone who *might* deserve her. ;)

realizing that my smile making someone smile made me smile :confused:

Telling the boss to go away and not to come back to my office today. :grin:

Surprising my best buddy with some avatars I made just for him and his love. :)

Someone who says he loves me more than I can possibly know.

The new little fur ball we got.

The freedom to do what I want, sans little ones, for a little bit.

At 3AM ... hmmmm ... er .... I'm breathing. :)

According to the scales just a minute ago, three more pounds after being at a plateau *forever.*

sufferring from the same temptation as Eve

^^^ Knowing I have a safe place to hide my apples. :D

PF's apples













Granny Smiths :grin: