Well I don't want him to make mad, passionate love to me!

Nights are far too long, they interfer with work.

I wish I had fewer long weekends.

Gasoline is way too cheap.

I think we should all take advantage of the great deals on huge trucks and SUVs while we can.

Nice weather is for wimps.

I just LOVE documentation!

I did't just mow my lawn.

I'm really a fairy princess in disguise.

That makes 2 of us!

It's not 3:42AM.

I have not eaten today.

I didn't go for a long walk today with my wife.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow!