I love dieting so much

i need to eat more carbs

I'm the model for all the modern day Buddha figurines.

I think I'll practice shoveling snow today.

I know someone broke in & ate all those Tostitos in my cupboard.

Also, I'm like my sister. Chips go stale in my house.

I stood outside and blew away the hurricane.

I really really hate music

I think this year I'll double-pay all my tax bills.

I love cane toads

I am a trained dancer. :)

I teach ballet when I'm not playing football.

I have had the most productive day.

I didn't have fun at all at our family picnic.

I don't wish he would take me to bed and.............:brows:

You want him to BLINK HIS EYES AT YOU! :yikes: