SURE! SURE!

She first sets me up for a drooling dream. :wish:






then.......................... :whack:























and away she goes leaving me .......


































..... again! :banghead:

I have my panties on inside out, or so I discovered in the rest stop bathroom.

Kitchen's clean, laundry's done, dinner's cooking, all before 9 a.m. Not bad for a Tuesday.

Was it because you dressed in the dark or dressed in a hurry? Btw, skirts without panties are a more fun traveling companion.

Poor lilith been there done that.. it worse when your daughter notices first. lmao

Dressed in a hurry. I packed 2 skirts for this trip.I figure one of our days in napa should be a great day for a little sexy fun.

Now I'm stuck with the image of Lilith frolicking in the vines indulging in some unorthodox grape crushing. What would we call that vintage? Carnal cabernet?

Must be a red. How about, not so pure pinot grigio?

Crackling Rosie '69?

I had my dress fitting today...i love it!

Good to hear.

Bet the dress looks beautiful on you, Fangtasia. Very happy for you!

I walked the golden gate bridge today. It was breathtaking.

If you can go to Muir Woods, go to Muir Woods.

Japan has just authorised the re-start of two reactors.

Perhaps these nuclear power generators could use a slogan from another product, "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."

So long as the ticking isn't nearby Geigers.

We were there today. It was so peaceful.

On a totally different level, Rodney King's dead.

I went to the redwoods today. Frolicked in nature. I was terrified. A chipmunk nearly attaked me.

Life is like a penis --- simple, relaxed and hanging freely.

It's women who make it hard!!

^^^^ That's almost profound. :)

"....almost...."? :confused:

Depends on how deeply it hangs.

I rode in a hot air balloon today. Was very cool.

It's a wonderfully gentle way to see the landscape, if a little un-dignified getting in and out.

Nice!!!!

Lilith undignified? Doesn't happen.

I'm too scared to call Boog's family. I don't want to intrude. :(

I hope you called. ((((((soda)))))

I am flying home today.

I agree with Lil. Better to call and be treated coolly tan not call and miss an opportunity to share some respect.

This is not quite a joke, so I've posted this here.


Maybe one reason Chinese user manuals are hard to Understand.

You think English is easy??

I think a retired English teacher was bored.

THIS IS GREAT!

Read all the way to the end.................

This took a lot of work to put together!

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture..
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig..
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this ...
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.
When the sun comes out we say it is clearingUP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so.......it is time to shut UP!

Too tire to read all that ^^^^ as it is past my bedtime.

You have such good ideas. :D

No DB, it's HER bedtime.

Truth!

http://autumn-and-eve.tumblr.com/po...l-three-finding

I think that should go in the jokes thread. Because it's to funny not to be true.

15,000.

He's here! He's here!

Marty McFly arrived in the future on 27th June, 2012.

*** No he's not, I was mislead by an email.

He won't be here till 2015. Teach me to be careful.

Congratulations, OF, on reaching the 15,000 postings plateau! I think this calls for a celebration.

Here goes:

:nana::nana::nana:

:line:





(Bet that made the ol' heart beat a bit faster, didn't it? :))