Word games are lots of fun.

Fun abounds for those who go looking.

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Places such as Pixies can be so much fun.

Fun is where the spirit roams free.

"Free blowjobs!" read the sign outside the local whorehouse.

"Whorehouse on the Hill" would be the great name for a little business in my small town.

Small town pussy can be dangerous if you don't pay for the high end stuff.

Stuff oozing from the end of your penis is a pretty good sign that you should go see a doctor.

Doctor visits can take a long time.

Time ticks away everyday

Everyday in every way I'm getting better and better.

Better will be tomorrow when I'm out of school and on vacation!!

Vacation everybody wants one.

One inch just isn't enough for most women, that's why I try to keep an extra six or seven handy. :p