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I don't have a headache the size of Texas pounding over my left eye.
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I brought on that headache by forcing her to have non-stop orgasms for an hour.
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I don't need to get to sleep.
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I'm not going to see "Scoop" this evening. :)
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I'm not watching the two MIB shows back-to-back.
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I'm fully clothed.
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I'm still sleeping
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It is not raining outside.
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There will be no more hurricanes this century.
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Our kids never ask for money.
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I HATE how the wonderful Pixies ladies compliment me.
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The power hasn't been out for ages.
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I don't like nudity.
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I didn't get sunburned working the carwash.
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I don't care about documentaries
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